Ass Flossing

To floss your ass with someone’s hair preferably long hair in a pony tail. When ready for doggy style leap frog from behind then floss your ass crack with their hair. (Watching for razor blades and scrunches) Then finishing with the traditional backhand and run like hell screaming while flailing your arms.

Jenny was ready for doggy style but Billy leap frogged her and gave her ponytail an ass flosing. She was then backhanded and left on the floor.

by Chris Ball January 28, 2005

Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.

Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.

by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014

Flossing

A dance in which you move your hips from side to side while simultaneously moving your hands through the air in the opposite direction, as if holding on to the hips of a woman. Reference "Backpack Kid" in Katy Perry's 2017 SNL performance.

Flossing is so hard. I can't do it even half as fast as Backpack-Kid or Magdalena.

by PutYourNeckIntoIt June 12, 2017

flasking

a verb for all things fun especially drinking hard alcohol

We're gonna be flasking hard this summer.

by jessie poo April 30, 2008

floatin'

1. Meaning cool or awesome
2. Can also be used to describe things that are suspended in air/ levitating, but this is not as important or as useful as definition 1

"Man check that out Mark! Thats floatin'!" I said as Patrick looked on. "yea dude that's really floatin'" exclaimed Jeremy.

by Jonathan "Hammy" Hamilton November 16, 2005

Flossing

A dance in which you move your hips from side to side while simultaneously moving your hands through the air in the opposite direction. Usually done by people that enjoy cock in their ass.

I was flossing for those gay men to show that I enjoy dick too.

by WalkingAbortion June 16, 2019

Flashing

The act of dialing a phone number and letting it ring for no more than three seconds. Popular in Nigeria where 'flashers' are usually piss poor teens/adults low on airtime. The act is very annoying to the individual being flashed as the unwritten law is that you have to call back immediately, but again it is very economical to the 'flasher'.

This olé is flashing me, let me go and buy airtime.

by InebriatedCat June 30, 2018