Flatbed cold

A degree of coldness that can only be compared to being naked on the back of a flatbed truck

It's flatbed cold outside

by Cordelia Weedmark produced by November 7, 2019

Fattew Qweef

A overgrown lard boy who is also referred to as fat and gay. Most of the Tews tend to get girls pregnant then fall in love this may then result in mood swings and noticeable downer on there vocals.

Fattew qweef you are such a overgrown cunt why did you kill me ~ OG-_-W1nterburn(2021)

by Mattheath856 February 17, 2021

Flatty

Funny way to indicative having a flat butt.

“Kayla has a fatty, unlike lili she has a flatty”

by Day_i February 20, 2021

fattestwilly

fattestfilly is cool

fattestwilly is cool

by shitoff August 2, 2021

Fattest Shit

When you have literaly been needing to shit and it comes out so fast and the peice of shit/turd is so big.

"Boy, when I got home last night, trust me, I had to take the fattest shit ever.

by Anonymous439227 December 19, 2022

bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Canadian Flatbed

A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.

I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.

by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018