faffer

n. derivation of "FAF" (Fuck And Forget) 1. an attractive woman that would only be good for a one night stand
2. an attractive woman who's personality is unattractive, but who's body is built for sex

v. to have sex with a faffer

She's not really the type of girl you'd wanna date. Yeah, she's a real faffer.

The chick won't shut up about herself, but I'd still faffer.

by johnnyb May 13, 2005

Pillow Fluffer

An object, usually a golf club or baseball bat hidden under the passenger seat of an automobile, used to beat the crap out of anyone who gives you shit while you are in or near your car.

Norris, go get my pillow fluffer out of the car so I can smash this kids face in.

by Tommy May 31, 2003

fluffer

An active fantasy sports owner who, because of complete incompetence, provides an easy W for their opponent when matched up in head-to-head leagues (H2H).

Brian and Dave are the league fluffers once again. If I could face them for the rest of the regular season I would be guaranteed a postseason birth.

by YouthofToday November 16, 2009

fluffery

Fluffery is a much more polite, and woman friendly replacement for the common insult, douchebaggery.

"Fluffery" was devised after an insightful yet very tense debate about the necessity of the word douchebag being used as an insult.

"Man that cop pulled me over for accelerating too fast. What kind of fluffery is that?"

by Jon and Cory April 17, 2006

Mother Fluffer

a substitute for mother fucker.

pretty much the pussy way of talking smack.

Bob: ur gay

Fred: what did you say mother fluffer?

Bob: woah, ur too hard core for me.

by that evil giraffe November 15, 2011

fluffer

A person who whips eggs which adds air to them. This makes the eggs fluffy.

My boyfriend is a morning fluffer. He whips eggs to make scrambled eggs fluffy.

by I'masecret August 25, 2013

shit fluffer

A shit fluffer is a person who takes leasure in fluffing a guy's shit. This means sexually arousing him with his or her hands, fingers, tongue, lips and penis.

That guy who is playing with that other guy's cock is a shit fluffer.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003