closet fatty

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats

Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.

by Lewis5D January 11, 2009

diesel fitter

these will fit her
as in whether or not she will be able to wear this item of clothing

micks job is to place the panties on his head and say "Yep diesel fitter"

by Brian Morris May 30, 2005

fitteh muh

A very popular Punjabi phrase used in situations when someone fails to perform something and to express annoyance, exasperation on that.

A very close English translation is 'facepalm' which itself is an internet slang.

fitteh (Pronounced: Phitt - ey) = smiting
muh (moo) = face

fitteh muh = smiting your face in exasperation = facepalm

Gurpreet: Hey I think I have done this piece of work.
Sahil: fitteh muh! This is all wrong you little ass!

by punjabi_daaku October 26, 2013

Fatty Fatty Fat Fat

An insult used by children to tease fat people. It is repeated over and over again in a chorus on the playground.

"The girls repeated Fatty Fatty Fat Fat as mikey cried in the corner"

by DB January 13, 2005

fifty feet

The effective range of a pistol. Staying "fifty feet" away from someone with a hand gun makes you safe.

Better give me fifty feet...

by krazeehombre January 14, 2009

fatty boombalatty

a man or woman of the obese type, pear-shape even. Must possess the ability to store objects in between the layers of skin known as rolls.

"Did you see that fatty boombalatty! She just finished off every value meal at McDonalds and stored the extra in her rolls!"

by bitchn' slut December 2, 2003

fitta

Pussy

by Anna Kournikova August 7, 2003