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Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.
Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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Faxing

The plural tense of persons delivering a factual statement(s).
Justin is faxing
by squigga-jbird-fatty November 8, 2022
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attack fax

Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.

Typical attacks include:

1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.
Bob over in Claims Department kept being a Fax potato. So attack faxed his machine, and now he has to hand walk his paperwork everwhere till supply gets him a new one.
by Navytron89 April 14, 2005
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To send a fax

You use it when you wanna go take a shit, but don't want to be so direct, much like "to lay a brick". It's not really used nowadays, given the fact that no one really uses fax anymore, but who cares.
Imagine you're having a conversation of some sort, and you wanna take a shit:
-Please excuse me, I just remembered I have to send a fax.
by TripleBaka January 19, 2021
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Fax it up

1.a midwestern expression of interest or excitement often in response to good news
“I got a 100 on my exam”
Congrats man, fax it up!”
by M0nsteraDelici0sa June 24, 2024
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Fax yo

A thing to say when someone says either something fucking stupid or its just not right.
by yerpyup May 30, 2025
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Faxes

Faxes Youtuber with 200 Subscribers, he is also a Kinda Professional Developer & he is also a aussie.
Yea, Man. This Faxes dude just developed this amazing code!
by Big Yoda February 5, 2019
mugGet the Faxesmug.

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