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Juan Erection

-A penis so erect, it crosses the Mexican-American border, therefore transforming it into a Juan Erection.
-Also used to describe Juan's Erection
Billy just experienced his first Juan Erection
by ShaggSpawns March 29, 2015
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Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up
I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock
by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021
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Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.
Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...
by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016
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Rogue erection

An extremely uncomfortable and untimely erection, usually occuring just before one is about to stand up. Makes abrupt trasitions from a seated position to walking almost impossible.
"I was already late to work but a rogue erection I experienced as I was pulling in the parking lot cost me my job."
by R.H. Sweaters November 14, 2009
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erect clit

BE CAREFUL CAN BE SENSITIVE :erect clit
by CJ1038 February 6, 2018
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Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.
John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014
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Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small
My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.
by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018
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