Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018

rectal erection

where the act of one inserts a condom into the anus and begins to fill it with expansion foam

"I had a serious rectal erection the other night"

by budandjeff March 26, 2019

Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.

Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...

by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016

erect clit

A woman erect penis

BE CAREFUL CAN BE SENSITIVE :erect clit

by CJ1038 February 6, 2018

Erection frenzy

Having an uncontrollable and often inopportune erection which then leads others to a state or period of uncontrolled excitement and/or wild behavior.

While trying to take a cold shower at the gym to quell my erection, others saw the object of my embarrassment and it started an erection frenzy.

by Theofeeder April 12, 2023

Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up

I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock

by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021

erect horizon

The moment during a drunken sexual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.

I tried to nail my wife last night, but was so shit-faced drunk I only made it to the erect horizon and then passed out.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009