When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.
John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
by ZomBGrrrrl November 03, 2014
Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.
Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?
Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?
Doorman: You like dat baby...
Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?
Doorman: You like dat baby...
by MrTheMeist May 10, 2016
An extremely uncomfortable and untimely erection, usually occuring just before one is about to stand up. Makes abrupt trasitions from a seated position to walking almost impossible.
"I was already late to work but a rogue erection I experienced as I was pulling in the parking lot cost me my job."
by R.H. Sweaters November 15, 2009
by CJ1038 February 06, 2018
by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021
by FarOutGalaxy June 24, 2018
-A penis so erect, it crosses the Mexican-American border, therefore transforming it into a Juan Erection.
-Also used to describe Juan's Erection
-Also used to describe Juan's Erection
by ShaggSpawns March 27, 2015