Emogasm

A situation where it is so emo, it becomes physically possible to bleed tears, cry blood, and sploog razer-blades

I saw Spiderman 3 and had to make up the word emogasm to describe it.

by Drakkneo August 10, 2008

emoganger

1. n. A variant of the human doppelganger that exhibits emo qualities or tendencies.

"Dude, I saw your emoganger yesterday!"
"No way! What'd he look like???"
"Well he was you, only his hair was ink black with bleached roots, he had six facial piercings, and he was kissing a guy..."
"...Weak sauce!"

by MSOEnunciate May 5, 2009

Emotarded

The emotional state of a woman while she is PMS-ing. Generally a complete mess of emotions. Will cry, scream, yell etc. at the most minute issues or ideas. The feeling could be described metaphorically like a file cabinet being knocked over in your head and having all the files lost and mixed up all over the floor in front of you and having no idea where to start picking them up.

Boy: What the heck is wrong with you?
Girl: Don't mind me.... I'm totally Emotarded right now.

by TotallyEmotarded November 22, 2011

emosalamander

a tiktoker named emosalamander

emosalamander is emo

by emosalamander June 26, 2022

emohawk

A crappy hairstyle made popular by mall punk and/or emo band members.

The hairstyle is achieved by gelling your shaggy hair into a spiky ridge down the middle of your head. This differs from the mohawk because the sides of the head are not shaved.

Usually sported by trendy people trying to be different and tools.

That Good Charlotte singer has a very fetching emohawk.

I saw some tool with an emohawk down at the sushi place trying to impress some sorority whore with his dark intellect yesterday. I almost upchucked my Vegas roll.

by animamea December 26, 2005

emogay

sarah

man is that girl emogay

by anonomous June 25, 2003

emohawk

Teh gay.

"You're so gay if you were anymore gayer you'd be an emohawk."

by jacknjilloff October 7, 2003