Elon Muskles

When you can’t fix a company from the sidelines so you say f*ck it and just buy the company instead.

Twitter will go private when Elon Muskles them.

by Hit in it yo April 15, 2022

Elon Musk

Someone with the reputation of a successful businessman and super genius. In reality, he's nothing more than a con artist who buys his way into successful companies and then forces the original owners out. As far as genius goes, his only talent is hyping up bullshit products to get money from investors and the government.

People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.

Man 1: Have you heard Elon Musk's new car
Man 2: I don't pay any attention to that fraud.

by Drex V. March 31, 2025

Elon

The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.

I always use the elon measurement to impress people on the internet.

by Stansthedog November 26, 2023

Elon Musk

A Nazi shit head working with a walking orange

nobody like Elon Musk anymore

by Gay_Man_Stan March 30, 2025

elon musk boobs

big

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by urlocalist_plugster March 29, 2025

Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.

"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me

by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

Elon's Right Eye

Had a bruise on it.... And the back of Trump's right hand... Did Elon get bitchslapped for being Mental-Ree Lon-Tarded? Trump's a retard abuser too! Leave Ree-lon alone!!!

Hym "Weird that Trumps right hand has a bruise on it right after Ree-lon mysteriously got a black eye. Remember that? Elon's right eye got busted right before he left Doge? Oooooooo! Somebody got bitch slapped for fucking up! I wonder what he did 🤔"

by Hym Iam October 6, 2025