electrosexual

someone who chooses video games over sex

Ryan is a total electrosexual when he chooses ninja gaiden over katie.

by Brad March 20, 2004

electric nigger

A laborer that is disrespected, treated like, and works like a slave. Associated with an appliance that one simply plugs in and it functions/works. gopher.

"You need to clean up after yourself because I am not your electric nigger!"

by CaliKyle June 10, 2007

Electric Whale Transport

Electric whale transports are three or four-wheeled electric carts that people, almost exclusively elderly or morbidly obese, ride around on in stores, malls, or anywhere else that requires walking a distance greater than from the couch to the refrigerator.

I was in a hurry to get out of Target, but some fatty in an electric whale transport was holding up the checkout line.

by Two11two March 12, 2008

Electric Carousel

When a group of guys have a train of anal sex, but the head guy sticks a paper clip into the tip of his penis. He then thrusts the paper clip into a light socket shocking everyone that is participating in the anal train.

Mickey: I wish i would have known we were having an electric carousel otherwise i would have invited Josh.

Mark: I know that guy gets crazy over stuff like that.

by iWIN_LIKE_SHEEN August 22, 2011

Electrikk

Kids who want to fit in who think Dinosaurs and Robots are awesome, when they're really not. because if dinosaurs were still around you wouldnt like them that much cause they'd probably kill you or something. Kids who feel ambulances and car crashes are awesome when thats probably what like killed thier grandmas so thats not cool.
people who think saying "kthnx" and "&&" is cool when theyre not really words and noone says andand. Kids who are obsessed with gun noises and killing people. and for the record, the greatest lovers were not murderers first.

RAWR IM A DINOSAUR NINJA WHO LIKES POLKA DOTS AND BANG BANG YOU'RE DEAD. xxxxxxxxx.

by kaitlyn November 26, 2004

electric negro

Awakening during the final seconds of REM sleep. Accompanied by phlegm and a sharp cough.

"Man, I feel asleep in math class today. When the teacher woke me up i felt like an electric negro."

by Gwugluud Barcher March 19, 2008

The Electric Eel

The sexual act in which the woman is on the bed in doggy style position and the man rubs his feet across a carpeted floor to "energize his eel" with static electricity and shocks the woman in the pussy or ass before insertion.

(this works best in dry climates)

I was about to put a dent in Mary's ass but I gave her The Electric Eel and she jump right out the bed!

by SKAR808 October 6, 2009