Post Ejaculation Depression Syndrome

The feeling a guy who rarely gets laid has the second day after having sex. The opposite of post ejaculation euphoria.

Jerry: "What is wrong with Jim today? He seemed so euphoric yesterday.

Steve: "He must be suffering from that post ejaculation depression syndrome.

by desertfox23 January 31, 2010

ejaculating

At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.

So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted cum sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.

by shitless sam January 21, 2018

immature ejaculation

Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.

Erin wasn't too impressed when Shawn pulled an immature ejaculation and came on her nose.

by Phill Latio February 15, 2008

Ejaculatex

The art of ejaculating into a condom, or femidom, or latex contraceptive product, either during sex or self pleasuring.

"Hey, I just shot one into a condom, mum!"
"You sure did son! Ejaculatexing keeps me from washing your boxers!"

by D_2 November 29, 2007

ejaculatastic

(1) (adj) the expression of ecstacy that spirals outward when you are in a complete state of excitement, joy, or sexual arsoual (2) (adv) expressing in a way of intense sexual or traditional excitement

The way his lips caressed hers made him ejaculatastic as his groin throbbed with ever pump of blood his no longer lonely heart would allow.

by the jule tool June 14, 2005

ejaculate a rainbow

1.(especially among men)A metaphor. It means to become sexually attracted by a member of the same sex. Also known as gay love at first sight.

2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.

Examples:

1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.

2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"

by Mark H July 15, 2004

Ejaculation

The point where semen shoots out of a man's penis, due to the achievement of an orgasm.

In order to get to this process, a man must stimulate genitals in some way (whether that be through fellatio, sexual intercourse or just masturbation) with an erection, in order for the fluids from the testicles to build up towards the penis.

Other than that, it is pretty self-explanatory.

Herman: How did you masturbate?
Stan: Oh, I just watched some porn and ejaculation occurred.

by Simplistic Seth July 26, 2012