Total Eclipse

When one chews an entire pack of Eclipse gum while performing oral sex on their partner. Mid climax, the chewer inserts their minty wad for maximum effect.

Things were going along smashingly until he pulled a total eclipse; now she's really tingling!

by sandals_pants August 21, 2017

Anal Eclipse

When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.

After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

boner eclipse

When tucking ones penis between the legs, and one achieves an erection, causing said hard penis to poke at the anus of said tucker, creating a condition known as a boner eclipse.

See also fuck your ass.

Bill: I got a boner eclipse the other day.

John: What the hell is a boner eclipse?

Bill: Where your dick goes so far up your ass it turns into a boner eclipse.

by Boner Jammer October 20, 2008

eclipse memory

Eclipse memory would denote a condition in which a person remembers something only vaguely or indistinctly. It is characterized by partial loss of memory and not by complete amnesia. It may be referred to as impaired or dim memory.

Dude, that guy could not completely remember what he was doing yesterday when we called at his house. As you know, he is has a problem with memory- an eclipse memory, to be precise.

by uttam maharjan January 22, 2010

Eclips

To drop a fat load better known as an eclips of your ass.

I will brb I gotta drop and eclips the twinkies are getting to me.

by Undrsiege August 7, 2010

Total eclipse

Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.

Total eclipse is dumb

by Lalallalalalaa July 2, 2018

Lunar Eclipse

When you start mooning someone but then a poop comes out.

It was all fun and games until my moon had a lunar eclipse.

by Davion Grey October 8, 2017