evilmart

Another name for Wal-Mart. Showing off their true ways of being evil.

Woman A: Hey why are you getting all dressed up today?
Woman B: Because, I'm heading off to evilmart.

by meijer2000 September 20, 2011

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Evil Elf

A holiday themed party where attendees gift the worst things they can find. Each attendee must bring a wrapped and unmarked gift to be able to participate. Similar to a "white elephant," participants draw numbers to designate the order for choosing gifts, although gift swapping is discouraged. Evil Elf originated in Atlanta, GA, at the 2003 SOLINET Holiday office party. Previous gifts have included terrifying clown portraits and dollar store pregnancy tests.

I just scored some Billy Ocean cassingles at Goodwill to put in the gift pile at Evil Elf!

by CobraCult December 15, 2016

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evil cat

A cat that scratches a person when is booped on the nose.

The evil cat attacked me.

by mollywizo June 17, 2019

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evil maid attack

A term coined in 2009 by Joanna Rutkowska, a computer security researcher, which describes a computer system or laptop's security is compromised because the attacker is a physical one and one that has access to the actual hardware in question.

The target is usually a laptop computer or cellphone that is left inside a hotel room and easily available to a maid or someone who poses as a maid to come and clean the room.

They use a USB plug or even something less conspicuous to get a copy of the system's password or to introduce keyloggers and other such identity theft viruses.

Jackson, the CEO of our company claims the loss of shareholder investments was the cause of an Evil Maid Attack when he went on vacation with his family these last few weeks.

by dw8177 September 28, 2020

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