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Eligible, eligUible, eligiblE

Eligible, eligUible, eligiblE
Eligible, eligUible, eligiblE
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025
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Enlightful

“Full of light and closer to God.”
A state of being where your heart, mind, and spirit rise toward truth, goodness, love, peace, and purpose.
Where you feel aligned.
Where you feel connected.
Where you feel guided.
I told Kyle I had an enlightful revelation.
He said, ‘Babe, your revelations could power Florida. And the way you talk, laugh, and light people up? You’ve probably enlightened more strangers than Disney fireworks.
by Battoman November 17, 2025
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Gas enlightening

The use of gaslighting, specifically in regard to spirituality.
Gaslighting as a tactic to further spiritual fundamentalism and doctrine, either consciously or unconsciously.

For example, the spiritual teacher who tells you what is either right or wrong, based mostly on anecdotal evidence and/or their own unexamined introjects, is unwittingly using the psychological tactic of gasenlightening, often due in large part to a gross misstep in understanding their own countertransferences and emotional wounding.

Rooted in the oft misunderstood spiritual concept of enlightenment, or the belief that there is a specific spiritual path - with a definable end - that will lead one to some sense of greater understanding or blissful state.

- Coined by the author Zeri Wieder.
“My guru (read: spiritual teacher) told me that I would incur ‘bad’ karma if I don’t continue studying with them...”
“That sounds like your guru is gas enlightening you.”
by ClassP November 3, 2019
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jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.
Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.
by Ligmaballs86 November 8, 2019
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dark enlightenment

Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.
In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.

In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.
by zanderfin July 16, 2020
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Tiktok-Elligence

When someone fluently speaks references to Tik-Tok or youtubers in attempts to prove that they in fact have no life other than watching their neighbors home videos.
A metaphor citing from Tik-tok or youtubers is how urban dictionary has become predominantly full of people boasting Tiktok-Elligence.
by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020
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Gavin Eligh Grady

Gavin Eligh Grady is the most smartest person is the world😤😤 He prolly likes to play the alto saxophone 🎷🎷 He has long and beautiful hair and it tastes good☺️☺️mmmh.
Person 1: I LOVE GAVIN ELIGH GRADY
Person 2: Don’t we all
Both: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😚😚😚😚😜😜😜🥳🥳🥳🥳🥸🥸🥸🥸😎😎😎😎😎
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