New York Sock Exchange

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.

This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.

by PodcastListener July 23, 2019

New York Stock Exchange

The sexual maneuver where a female will insert a funnel into her anus, another female will urinate into the funnel, and finally the former woman will allow the latter to drink the said contents from her rectum.

Damn I thought that those girl weren't isosexual, but after I saw them bust a New York Stock Exchange I knew that those sluts were carpet munchin' whore bags.

by drucalem3030 December 12, 2008

Donald Trump Stock Exchange

noun. When Tiger Woods and Donald Trump swap wives.

During the 2018 US Open, a Donald Trump Stock Exchange was performed in front of all to see.

by Italia Marzioli April 20, 2019

New York Stock Exchange

A place where Wall Street screws Main Street

Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?

by PseudonymKeKeKe October 24, 2009

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

The stock exchange with over 5,000 companies.

I like to invest in the NYSE.

by Fill Plates December 5, 2002

I exchange V-cards with the retards.

Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.

Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."

by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

chap who in the glory days of the now defunct Vogue gossip and celeb forums intermittently posted sexually explicit and threatening bile, boasted of his earnings in 'the market', discussed his celebrity contacts and discoursed on his love for the bodies of preteen girls.

I miss NYSE and all the other ex-Voguers.

by Tamara October 24, 2003