DROOM

A mixture of Dog and Groom.

I went to my nature reserve and my dog sarted to Droom me by touching me up.

by benjiee May 7, 2011

Droopsy

A complete prick, who spouts incomprehensible right wing garbage, and generally misses the point - a lot. Also has other known aliases, such as Vintage Claret; Firestarter; Bonham and Drill.

"To pull a Droopsy" would be to say something extremely right wing that made no sense. It may or may not have been intentional.

"LF is a fascist who should be kicked out of the country because he's Argentinian."

"Eh? You've fucking pulled a Droopsy mate."

by Turkey Gobbler January 12, 2008

Doomp

An epicly destructive shit that spells the end for any doomed bathroom its dropped in. Considered to be the most apocalyptic of turd drops and entirely mind boggling.

Brosepe #1: Dude you're gonna need a new bathroom after the nasty doomp I just took in there.
Brosepe #2: Oh god what is that?! Is that thing moving?!?

by squizzlecunt September 12, 2015

doomp

when something is super terrible or something is going terribly wrong it is 'DOOMP!'

Craig- Did you see that film last night, Jack?
Jack- Yeah it was Doomp!

by Happyhippo July 2, 2006

Doomp

(variation of Dump) A violent odoured defecation leaving the next occupant of the lavatory in near asphyxiation or nauseous state

Ex1: "Oh man, I just went into the bathroom and someone took a total DOOMP in there, I'll just piss outside"

Ex2: "Buddy I totally just doomped the fuck outta the shitter here man, keep an eye out for the face of the next guy comin out."

by theGRUESOME January 30, 2009

droopy drawers

The act of pulling somebody else's pants down to cause embarrasment.

When Stuart leaned over, I gave him a droopy drawers.

by KD5PBO July 24, 2008

doompoolaji

An object or person worthy of unexplainable, yet appropriate, contempt

Ugh! My dog just knocked over my Wii again! She's such a doompoolaji!

by pikamichael999 February 3, 2008