Doug Martin

Egotistical
Self Proclaimed Professional
Cocky

When someone is a Doug Martin, usually they're egotistical and believe they are of a superior power over other people.

Ex. "Hey, that guy is acting like he knows everything."
"Yeah, hes just being a Doug Martin."

by SeverelyCynical November 06, 2018

doug dimmadamn

When you have a divorce with your wife and she comes back

I don’t get a doug dimmadamn about the divorce Rachel

by edknowsitscow December 29, 2020

doug pease

A fucking dipshit that believes everything he reads while sitting in a crap bar in Dayton, OH

You totally Doug Peased in your pants, dude

by Fred Young November 20, 2019

Doug the squirrel

A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.

Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.

by FearofLightning May 02, 2016

Good doug

A lil betch who does what you say to do

Caynan is a lil betch and does what I say so he is a good Doug

by Lil bruv June 26, 2021

dr doug

A spectacular man in every way possible. A Dr Doug usually teaches science as his main profession, but is also an author, artist, and a synchronized swimmer! He throws golden monkey parties once a year and performs the performance of a lifetime with his band.

Student: "Yo Dr Doug teach me how to swim like you!"
Dr Doug: " Okay, and I'll also teach you how many chromosomes each cell has! If you remember, you can attend our Golden Monkey party."

by 3 Time Champion April 15, 2016

Doug Davison

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.

"Doug Davison loves Katie too much.. he's such a cake daddy when he's with her"

by Ur Libby February 12, 2010