punky doucher

another name for a douchebag. another way to call someone a douche.

That bitch is a punky doucher if ive ever seen one!!

by abbycdiddy August 27, 2009

douchey

A name given to a girl (usually) who does not think for herself and has the need to copy everything everyone else does. Totally does not have her own life. Lies like a maple.

She is so douchey, she should get her own life. Why does she keep following me around?

by seriouslyonlyme April 12, 2009

doucherape

To take a douche and press it into the smaller inmates love chute.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DOUCHERAPE IS?!?!?!?!
Yo man this aint prizon, we dont doucherape here.

by Snatchmo July 30, 2008

Doucherelli

Douche of Italian origin, generally traveling in packs, telltale signs include shiny shirts, unabrows, excessive Pellegrino consumption, and still thinks the Fonz is the coolest impression. Yelling incoherent strings of Italian words learned from Sopranos or Godfellas are common.

The Doucherelli had bladder pains from too much Pellegrino and screamed "ah morone fugazi!"

by vingratis March 25, 2009

douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.

#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!

by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009

Doucher

The act of being a douche; to be a complete jackass; To practice in the act of douchebagger

15 year old Brandon of Napa, California is a Doucher for stealing my word Doucher.

by LegitNig February 9, 2010

doucher

Someone who struts around like they are God's gift to women, mistakenly thinks they're witty and charming, and has a complex. Probable that he has both his ears pierced. Could be from Pittsburgh.

Nicole: Man, that guy Chris Baker just walks around here like his shit don't stink.

Brian: I know, what a doucher.

by The AALSHBWLOBLWPFKISAKATG February 25, 2010