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Vito the Dorito

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bro can you veliebe that the vito has nt seen dogfather
Man i cannot beliee that Vito the Dorito ahs not seen the godtfhater
by bookem January 7, 2022
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Aggravating Blow Job Dorito

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010
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Biological Dorito

A term for food that you have bitten off of, that some other mother fucker desided to put in his/her face afterword, just for the purpose of making what they did much more discusting than it sounds after shouting "you ate my biological dorito" Dorito can also be replaced with other words such as:
Biological Apple
Biological Cake
Biological Sandwich
Ect....
You:*bites off a chip*
You:*drops the chip*
Motherfucker:*takes chip and shoves it in face*
You:"I bit that you know..."
Motherfucker:"SO?!"
You:"It was in my mouth.."
Motherfucker:" I dont care."
You:"BASTARD YOU ATE MY BIOLOGICAL DORITO."
Motherfucker:"god, i feel sick."
by Slipknotchick May 15, 2010
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Dinamite Dorito Boi

A Dinamite Dorito Boi is a guy who is super chill, relaxed, Respects everyone, puts in effort in everything especially relationships. Also, for a snack, only eats Dorito Dinamites.
Look at Jack, he’s a Dinamite Dorito Boi
by ayyymexican January 26, 2020
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wet the dorito

a game in which a group of guys stand in a circle and masturbate onto a dorito. the last one the ejaculate on it has to eat it.
guy 1 "im bored and horny"
guy 2 "lets play wet the dorito"
guy 3 "thats a most excellant idea!"
by qacko2626 November 18, 2010
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Danny Dorito

A Racial Slur refering to Italians Simular to Daygo.
by Youngone95 March 10, 2009
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urban dorito

You buy a new bag of doritos and open it, Then put shit on your finger and smear it on one side of the dorito then put it back in the bag.
"Yo bro nigga last night i gave dat nigga an urban dorito, after dat zach Taylor and fulton gang banged him"
by Taylor Johnstone December 26, 2007
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