Dope Donkey

A dumb cunt that is smoking all your jib along with all your buddies dope too! Fucking Dope Donkeys

That fucking useless Dope Donkey whore smoked all my dope and didnt even suck my cock! Philthy Fucking Dope Donkeys

by Garth Ditner November 17, 2009

donkey butt

where a chicks ass wheighs more than her body

damn that girls gotta fat donkey butt.

by justin c. October 21, 2003

donkey kong punch

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.

So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Donkey Tubered

When something doesn't go quite as planned resulting in a negative outcome, eg (Ass Rooted)

"I was riding my bike and hit a curb"

"What happened then"

"I got Donkey Tubered!!"

by Donkey Tuber January 3, 2010

Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

by HoldenTits October 25, 2010

donkey balls

An expression of discontent, usually used to describe on what said object of discontent sucks.

Kristy, that Dukes of Hazard movie does in fact suck donkey balls!

by Adhamh August 4, 2005

donkey booty

a girl with a realy big ass

yo that girl has a donkey booty!!

by Pimpadizac May 4, 2008