On the edge of an emotional breakdown
by HolyHolly August 12, 2017
Get the donkey on the edgemug. An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.
A face repulsive enough to blind.
A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.
A face repulsive enough to blind.
A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.
by Dfishdaddy March 17, 2014
Get the donkey-witchmug. "Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"
"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"
"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"
by Tralalalash January 12, 2021
Get the Donkey Thiccmug. A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"
Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"
Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008
Get the donkey sombreromug. dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.
or, gobble my donkey shlong.
or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?
or get that donkey shlong away from me.
or, gobble my donkey shlong.
or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?
or get that donkey shlong away from me.
by hoboman September 12, 2003
Get the donkey shlongmug. A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!
Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*
by Craigy! May 29, 2008
Get the donkey touchmug. WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!
The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.
The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.
by Whazzit Tooya April 25, 2013
Get the Purple Donkeymug.