The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.
by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013
A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.
by Bigballer12 July 25, 2016
On the edge of an emotional breakdown
by HolyHolly August 12, 2017
"Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"
"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"
"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"
by Tralalalash January 12, 2021
dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.
or, gobble my donkey shlong.
or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?
or get that donkey shlong away from me.
or, gobble my donkey shlong.
or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?
or get that donkey shlong away from me.
by hoboman September 12, 2003
A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!
Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*
by Craigy! May 29, 2008
WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!
The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.
The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.
by Whazzit Tooya April 25, 2013