donkey-witch

An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.

A face repulsive enough to blind.

A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.

As I was trying to leave the party I got trampled by three donkey-witches on my way out.

by Dfishdaddy March 17, 2014

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Chuck donkey

A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.

Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.

by Bigballer12 July 24, 2016

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donkey on the edge

On the edge of an emotional breakdown

I'm seriously a donkey on the edge right now ....

by HolyHolly August 12, 2017

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Donkey Thicc

A well endowed gentleman wearing gray sweatpants with the clear outline of his genitals.

"Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"

"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"

by Tralalalash January 12, 2021

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donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

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donkey touch

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

by Craigy! May 29, 2008

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