An endeering term for the person you are currently sleeping with.

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

1. behaving like a jackass acting stupid becuase you are drunk or high.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

A magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your shit, and then runs out.

Farts.