Dodecing

Spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you.

"Hey bro want to come to the concert on Friday?"

"Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"

by PetoneCobb March 20, 2013

Dodecashot morning

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.

I'm having another dodecashot morning.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016

Dodececycle

The infamous 12 wheeled bicycle

Did you see that dodececycle tear down the motorway?

by Jake_Jackson091001 December 4, 2017

Dodecadickrider

Someone who is aggressively gay, they need sex from several men all day they like being choked and watch 365 days atleast twice a day

Bruh your dads came out as a dodecadickrider

by NO_Simpin_kings June 17, 2020

Dodecfie

A people of 12 Group Selfies.

A photo of Dodecfie on Facebook

by Pen Cocjin March 12, 2021

dodecapus

Lesbian threesome- twelve limbs, three pussies.

Check out that dodecapus in the corner.

by SangFe October 7, 2021

dodecadumbass

When someone is so stupid, they are literally 12 times dumber than you could possibly comprehend.

Example:

Person 1: "How many sides are on a triangle?"

Person 2: "(name), you fucking dodecadumbass, it's literally in the name."

by trenchwarfare September 13, 2022