dirt mitt

A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:

Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Dirt Wizard

Hippie kids, studying and revealing the wonderful and the weird in the world - the magic.

You’ll never run out of things to discuss with a dirt wizard at a party

by andrewkahler February 2, 2018

A bag of dirt

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.

Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Christmas dirt

It is snow as defined by my four year old.

We have a late start for school tomorrow because of Christmas dirt.

by Elisabunny November 29, 2022

Dirt Eskimo

The colloquial for hobos
(Eskimos are covered in cloth and appear to be like a uniform color of snow; Hobos are covered in cloth and appear to be a uniform color of dirt)

Sure; see that hobo-looking person on the street? He's a dirt eskimo.

by YashaRO January 16, 2011

dirt star

the ever popular anus

tongue-punching the dirt star, ie tossing salad

by Sparky Fister July 14, 2003

dirt mulholland

a horrible 8-10 mile uphill run on dirt extending out from mulholland drive. used by coach craig as a punishment for the calabasas high school cross country team

kid 1: i heard we're doing dirt mulholland on monday
kid 2:cock! thats pure fucking dick!
kid 3:rebecca's a whore

by prettycoolcat October 6, 2009