Drinking problem

It's when you don't have anything to drink

"Drinking problem? The problem is I don't have a friggin' drink in my hand."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

umbrella drinking

The process by which an alcoholic concoction of various sorts is mixed in an upside down umbrella. Similar to "jungle juice". Serve chilled.

Go to the store and pick up tequila and limes - we're umbrella drinking tonight!

by BCD October 30, 2007

Marathon Drinking

The act of drinking continuously and progressively throughout the day in hopes of achieving and maintaining an "awesome state" of drunkness. They usually pertain to tailgating events or other events such as St. Patty's, Cinco de Mayo.. or no particular reason on a Friday,Saturday, Monday, Wednesday afternoon. The main idea is to last.
Those who do not make it past 10 pm...epic fail and free to shame.

Anyone want to do another Octobong?
No, I already had four and I want to last this is a marathon not a sprint!

20 beers, 10 jello shots and I'm still alive, victory!

Marathon Drinking is different from other marathons because even those that do not finish still win.

by Adrianna Danger February 18, 2009

Quick-Dicking

1. To be taken by surprise in an attack.
2. Pre-ejaculating during sex.
3. Going around screwing everyone

"That black man keeps quick-dicking me!"
"That camper keeps quick-dicking me on Black Ops!"
"I heard about you quick-dicking all those guys around town!"
"Dude, he is known for quick-dicking right before he gets laid

by CityWok666 June 29, 2011

Drinking the bag

The act of fucking up, or making a moderately huge mistake.

Origin: Accidentally letting the tea bag dissolve itself in your tea and drinking it afterwards without realizing it

Person1 : "You were really drunk last night.. you puked in my shoe!"
Person2 : "You serious? I don't remember shit, dude..."
Person1 : "Yeah, you really drank the bag, dude!"
Person2 : "Shut up about me drinking the bag, dude!!"

by iamllama89 June 8, 2009

Drinking wellies

Standard equipment required when one will be partaking in a serious drinking session and will literally be knee-deep in alcohol.

Hey Phili, don't forget your drinking wellies for V Festival!

by Johnny Weasel August 15, 2012

Drinking Fountain

The act of ejaculating in your own mouth while masturbating.

I hope i am not gonna do a drinking fountain this time.

by TataMaFute December 25, 2018