Dinner Distraction

When somebody distracts you with the idea of food being ready, just to get you off what you were focussing on.

Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.

Example 1

Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...

You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!

Example 2

Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}

by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010

hitting dingers

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Damn son Kent Murphy is hitting dingers.

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Pussy Dinner

When you eat a dinner of Pussy

Man 1: What did you have for dinner last night?
Man 2: Dude I had a nice Pussy dinner at 5pm

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Dickered

Synonym for drunk.

Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.

Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes!

by Sheriff69 November 28, 2012

dankerrific

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I had the munchies so bad, but this sandwich is dankerrific!

by dankaroni October 30, 2009

Dickervention

When an intervention is needed because you or someone you love is powerless over The D.

My girl Lauri was airtight last night playing vaginal tetris . I think she needs a dickervention.

by Tarendactyl June 22, 2016

Dinger Bell

Gyrating your hips and swinging your cock's bell end back and forth across your partner's nose. Usually a pre-fellatio act.

Frank straddled Mary and gave her a dinger bell before she gobbled his knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016