Al Dente

The opposite of tsundere: a person who is soft on the outside but hard on the inside.

Hey man, I heard you were trying to get with Emily. Don't let her friendly demeanor fool you - she's actually al dente.

by DeepUltraViolet December 20, 2020

Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025

dent in my penny

one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???

three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)

person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!

person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:

person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.

by chillypoptart August 8, 2019

Clark Dent

A DarkSyde Phil supporter who chooses to make enemies lists, and emotionally defend his master. Makes countless of sock accounts to feel like he is the "savior" of a 40 year old man who wears a Pikachu hat to stream.

Do not waste your money, do not be a Clark Dent!

by Chief Dent January 24, 2022

Keith Dent

A bald headed saint that helped conceive the individual known through his online title 'plaqueboymax'. Keith is an all knowing entity with the brain power of Megamind.

"Yo did you hear that Keith Dent was on another Plaqueboymax stream?"
"Stfu nour😂🙏"

by ivanityg November 18, 2023

Harry dent

Two Faced

That Harry Dent should be behind bars

by hklick December 2, 2017

put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'

Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast

by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017