Dane Cook

A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.

Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

danelle

A sweet gal with a great sense of humor. Brilliant but somewhat immature. Tremendous at sports but likes to party too much so doesn't succeed. Likes to be lazy and watch T.V. all day.

That Danelle is so weird

by wine girl March 30, 2010

dane compton

a boy who puts his own cum in his mouth.

person 1: whoa dude what did you do when that chick swapped that cum back into your mouth?

person 2: i " dane compton" that shit

by hterondablock July 18, 2011

Dane

Yet another term for cocaine. Originating in the suburbs of Southern Ontario.

WHERES THE FUCKING DANE GOD DAMMIT.

by Matthew Morley August 21, 2016

Dane

Dane is usually a boy with beautiful blue or hazel eyes. He also has bronze colored hair. He is an amazing person but is very shy around people he doesnt know. He is usually around his group of friends. He likes Lauren and blushes when her name is mentioned. He is very athletic and loves to make funny whistling sounds with his friends to see if they can do it. He is a VERY cute guy with a funny personality and everybody loves him. EVERYBODY LOVES HIM!!!

Dane is so shy.
HE IS?!?!?!

by Anonymous55678939 January 16, 2018

Dane Cooked

When a phrase, song, object, or just thing in general gets so overused that its not funny and/or cool anymore. Although it seems wicked sweet at first you soon realize everyone else who you have tagged as douche bags are saying the same things as you except poorly. Dane cook is a great comedian, i dont need the fat chick in the grade yelling his jokes in my face at lunch when im just trying to eat my god damn chicken patty.

1) -Yo man are you going to watch Summer Heights High later?

-Nah bro that shit got dane cooked.

by Bob (rull talk) Suarez February 12, 2009

daneneurysm

A localised and abnormal swelling of the blood vessels of the frontal lobes caused by prolonged exposure to and or conversation with Danene. Symptoms include but are not limited too: aggravated spinal discomfort disorder, displacement twitching of the ocular region, and more disturbingly antiautoleapingskeletalen tropia.
In severe cases it is eesential the afflicted party pack their ears with gauze lest their head explodes.
In most cases removing the offending stimulus eases symptoms and the distressed individual, with professional support and therapy, should make a full recovery.

Adrian's daneneurysms continued unabated until Danene went to bed.

by stephbian December 12, 2008