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Purple Headed Custard Spitter

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter
by BigVern December 8, 2010
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Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.
The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.
by Dyalect March 5, 2015
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AppleBees's Customer Service

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
by w.DM2 August 3, 2020
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Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.
"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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Custom Hero Footies

Custom Hero Footies is a popular custom WC3 battle.net game made by Bond009, its the 2nd top most played custom game on bnet.
Your able to completely customize your hero giving a lot of diversity to the game and high re-playability, in other words if your willing to always change it up to learn new things the game can never get old, it has endless possibilities.
The main owner CHF clans are Clan HPMM and Clan CHF along with many others.
The Official web site to explain more can be found by Google searching the name, first hit probably.

Bottom line, the game is one of the best, if you haven't tried it yet your missing out until you do. (AI is also insane for it)
Person A: Man, have you ever tried out Custom Hero Footies yet?
Person B: No.. why?
Person A: Its by far one of the most legit custom games made it even has about 4x the microing DotA requires, its amazing!
Person B: Hmm so...should we play now?
Person A: I'm already playing..
by Bond009.CHF December 12, 2010
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Custard Musket

A slang term for the Male organ
He was caught polishing the Custard Musket
by peagoose June 10, 2007
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A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.
Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.
Jeff: Did you?
Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!
by Felgy March 9, 2008
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