Beastly Cucumbers

Exceedingly cool. Used in the same vein as cool beans.

That haircut is beastly cucumbers.

by Ms. B in NC July 20, 2011

crunchy cucumber

When a girl gives you head then bites down and you shoot you're load in her mouth.

Calvin was getting the best head, then his bitch bit down and made him a crunchy cucumber!

by couch69 March 24, 2014

hairy cucumber

A dick with hair covering a majority of the shaft and foreskin.

"Fuck him? I didn't even blow him. He had a full on hairy cucumber and I GTFO.

by bear shaver October 12, 2015

slutty cucumber

A penis. Only people from New Zealand know of this term.

Hey gurrl wanna check out my slutty cucumber?

by guydoodguy February 22, 2014

Cucumber Sandwich

A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.

by da bae February 21, 2015

cucumber whore

By defintion is a whore who uses a cucumber to satisfy her unholly snatch.

She must have worked produce yo because she was a cucumber whore.

by Chris M. Thompson August 09, 2005

Dutch Cucumber

A right of passage for boys in both the Netherlands and Pennsylvania, a Dutch Cucumber is when a boy rails their friends mom in the ass while she continuously farts on his dick in order to be considered a man by their community.

I am now a man because I got the Dutch Cucumber from Jake's mom last night.

by ryanjrigel November 28, 2009