When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.
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Get the shriveled cucumber mug.To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.
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Get the slutty cucumber mug.A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.
Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
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Get the cucumber whore mug.A right of passage for boys in both the Netherlands and Pennsylvania, a Dutch Cucumber is when a boy rails their friends mom in the ass while she continuously farts on his dick in order to be considered a man by their community.
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