dome o'clock

the time in which dome is given or owed; this time is another name for dome time, in which mad dome is given. usually works better on chicks that are drunk

babe: excuse me, do you know what the current time is?
guy: whats up bitch its dome time now get on my dick!!
babe: no, i mean like actually like what time on your watch is it?
guy: oh my bad, its dome o'clock....NOW GET ON MY DICK!

by Dome Timer August 15, 2006

clockpush

n. A single person or group of people who waste time.

That guy has been sitting in that chair for two hours, he is such a clockpush.

by gCw V April 6, 2008

Chock Puckler

A thinly veiled pseudonym for "cock-sucker", permitting use of the term in public settings where the the unabashed term might be frowned upon.

* While in the crowd at a little league game *
You: Chris Matthews is a chock puckler.
Them: Come again?
You: Total chock puckler
Them: Ahh, got it

by SurferJ November 21, 2011

Clock Dyslexia

The inability to read an analog clock with precision, or knowledge of the Roman numerals.

Madeline: Johnny, what time is it?

Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!

Madeline: I want a precise time.

Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17

by RoyalYoshi August 2, 2016

Clocket

The sound one’s balls make when slapping against their thigh. Typically heard when one goes commando.

When Rajesh came down the stairs after a hot shower, all that could be heard was “clocket, clocket, clocket”

by Kittykat99 November 23, 2018

caffeine o'clock

The time at which caffeine is required to commence or continue mental and/or social function. Most common towards the end of the week or during a night shift.

See also "half past caffeine"

Person 1: "You've been staring at that screen for an hour, and haven't done a thing. You know this work's due in an hour right?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."

by archangel62 May 28, 2009

Awesome O'clock

Awesome O'clock is every hour of the day, when you don't have the time.

'Hey man, what's te time?'
'Awesome O'clock'

by coolstuff July 16, 2009