crotch sniffer

a wrestler in MMA who lays on his opponent and is only focused on control rather than damage

"that fight was so boring. (insert fighter name) is such a crotch sniffer!"

by Heemer00 November 30, 2021

ranch crotch

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

by Bekkkkk October 15, 2007

Crotch-staring

The act of gazing upon with intent the crotch of a perspective mate in order to ascertain the size of their genetalia, including but not limited to, girth and length of the penis.

"Dude, Tom has a 2" dick!" "He does not!" "How do you know?" "I've done a lot of Crotch-staring"

by Baxative November 15, 2009

crotch pot

When it is so hot outside that a girl can cook a ham in her pants... like a crock pot could.

It's so hot outside I feel like a crotch pot! I could cook a ham in my pants!

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

crotch crickets

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

by Derek Smith May 10, 2003

crotch-vision

An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.

"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."

by Miss Marie April 06, 2006

Yogurt Crotch

When you dont shower for a while and your crotch begins to take on an odor similar to that of yogurt.

Person 1: Woah, do you smell that?
Person 2: .....wot
Person 1: OMG, you've got yogurt crotch! Wash that!

by erhadlovesbonnie May 29, 2011