Until the statute of limitations is met.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Get the crime timemug. Refers to either:
(1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or
(2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/insensitive "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as spending money on her, taking her out to dinner, completing one or more yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.
(1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or
(2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/insensitive "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as spending money on her, taking her out to dinner, completing one or more yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.
Da term "haynous crime" could also humorously describe a combination of da above two examples --- i.e., how a delightful barn-loft tryst between a farmer's daughter and her penis-proffering lover would likely be viewed by her strict-and-feared "paw" if he ever found out about it, such as if said blinky-eyed chick "got a bun in da oven". (Never mind da fact dat SHE HERSELF was probably conceived in exactly da same way --- i.e., her "maw" and "paw" had probably shared a few "rolls in da cattle-grass" of their own a decade-and-a-half or more ago, causing an unexpected pregnancy dat resulted in said now-sexually-active daughter's existence. So said "Big Daddy" would therefore have "little room to talk" regarding history's merely having repeated itself in da procreation department!)
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
Get the haynous crimemug. A piece of forensic equipment or forensics software used in procedural dramas that does not exist in the real world. Often used to solve a crime when the writers aren't intelligent or creative enough to have the characters use real world crime solving techniques.
Did you see "Bones" last night? They put a fragment of wrist bone in the Crime-a-lator to create a full facial reconstruction of the victim.
by gehern February 28, 2009
Get the crime-a-latormug. by cookiemonstered September 15, 2021
Get the Hate Crimedmug. Common mishearing of "crying shame".
by Sir Mortemous January 2, 2022
Get the Crime shamemug. A Rainbow Crime is when people of multiple races or ethnicities get together and put aside their differences to commit a crime in a joint effort. When wearing a ski mask, you cannot see the color of the skin, making rainbow crimes more common than most of us assume.
Chen, Lawrance, and Rihad all got together to rainbow crime their local bank. Utilizing each of their skills, Rihad blew up the door with explosives, Chen, using his superior mathematical prowess, cracked the safe, and Lawrance made off with all the loot in record time, simultaniously knocking out each security guard with well placed superman punches.
by silasam July 7, 2010
Get the Rainbow Crimemug. by Chaosgamingx February 20, 2023
Get the War Crimemug.