Box of Crayons

A safe way to say in school that you need a box of cigarettes.

Does anyone have a box of crayons they are willing to share?

by Shane Collins January 13, 2009

Crayon eater

A titan from Destiny 2 who loves to sprint around destroying the crucible with his shotgun and anteus wards while eating crayons.

-Ada one's only fans leak is such a crayon eater.
-I think that he has 7000 kills on his felwinter's lie

by BruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruh. June 4, 2020

labia crayon

feminine hygiene product, i.e. tampon

Is it your time of the month?! Bitch please, go stick in a labia crayon!

by lianlogan January 22, 2011

Bum Crayon

The final part of turd that will not fully depart and regardless of how much toilet paper you use, it continues to draw its mark.

I ran out of loo roll last night. Damned bum crayon!

by Stan Ton October 14, 2011

crayston

Gheyboy, biggest gimp this side of leeds. went out with a millom bird

crayston fucks hunt

by joe April 20, 2004

crayon muncher

A term is often given to members of the United States Marine Corps, under the stereotype that all Marines are mentally deficient.

Guy 1: You were in the military?? That's so cool!
Guy 2: Yup, enlisted in the Mari-
Guy 1: Oh. You're one of those crayon munchers.

by zuccer December 26, 2021

Crayrons

An artistic instrument most commonly used by a friend who claims to have a girlfriend that none have met. Said friend most often procures a picture of the most likely fake girlfriend, which is in fact drawn by CRAYRONS. Crayrons are not your ordinary colored wax stick, when used they create 3-D life like images, complete with complexion, all necessary physical components, and facial expressions. Crayrons are excellent at fooling the average buddy into believing the picture is real, and you do in fact have a girlfriend, but a trained eye can tell when a picture is really a crayron drawring.

So beware! That picture may very well just be a crayron creation, and "Susan" could be a carbon crayron copy of some chick form a magazine.

"Dustin, does this 'Brittany' really exist? I haven't seen her yet."
"Yeah, heres a picture."
"Dude, this is totally a crayrons drawring! I knew she wasn't real!"

by usetheforze June 12, 2008