Bulgarian Carpet Bomb

When a guy from a great height takes a watery shit all over a load of people partying

Yo Dude did you get invited to Gibbs party?

No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb

Woah Dude Rightgeous

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

cape cod

small peninsula off massachusetts that sucks money out of tourists and retired millionaires to survive, since the traditional fishing industry is slowly dying - native cod all but wiped out. beautiful beaches protected by the government since the 1950's, but that meant the locals had to give up their beach camps. basically we hate tourists but without them we'd be totally impoverished. there is nothing for kids to do so most of them destroy their brains with drugs & alcohol. everyone says they're going to leave but never manage it and stay working as a landscaper/fisherman/carpenter/waitress/cashier etc. the winters are horrible and in the summer tourists are everywhere. real estate is too expensive for anyone to have a nice house. all the land not protected by federal government is being gobbled up by rich people from far away who want to live "out in the boonies". cape cod has conservative strongholds like chatham in the south ("a quaint drinking town with a fishing problem") and liberal strongholds like provincetown, mecca for artists and homosexuals, in the north. primarily white, but recently there's been an influx of brazilians. the predominant subculture is punk, since we're all so angry at our lives but can't do anything about it. people who leave tend to stay gone. local slang includes "wicked" meaning extremely, "pisser" meaning awesome, and "wash-ashore" for someone whose family hasn't lived on cape cod for more than, say, 50 years or so...

tourist: cape cod is so beautiful and peaceful!
local: *gags*

"cape cod specialties: clam chowdah, lobstah rolls and fried clams!"

by cape codder February 12, 2005

Carpet Cruiser

A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.

Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad

by sbd April 9, 2006

Eat Carpet

When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman. The term is more often described with respect to lesbians than heterosexuals. Proper technique involves putting her clit in your mouth and lightly sucking on it while slowly moving your tongue either up and down or in a swirl. It is important to maintain the same speed with the tongue movements. The combined sucking, warmth of the mouth, and tongue will produce orgasms that can last 30 seconds or longer. Some women are able to continue having additional orgasms, while others prefer to stop after one.

Sarah spread Jeniffer's legs and then eat carpet slowly until Jeniffer came and screamed.

by MalePussyEater December 9, 2008

carpenter

A man who has wood and does things with it. Carpenters use their tools for such purposes as screwing, drilling, and reaming. Rubbing and sawing away at old logs are also common activities. Nailing, while definitely an important part of carpentry, is not nearly as good as screwing. Carpenters also often get glue all over their wood.
While carpentry is an important and serious subject - after all, without it, we wouldn't have such things as chairs, desks, tables and doors - the terminology of carpentry is fraught with opportunities to make crass sexual innuendos.
Carpenters themselves, of which I am one, exploit these opportunities whenever possible.
Jesus was a famous carpenter, but all the jokes were removed by po-faced editors when he wrote The Bible.

Drilling, screwing, nailing, reaming, rubbing - all things done by a carpenter.

by Tony Prescott September 29, 2006

CAPE COD

Cape Cod has bumper to bumper traffic in the summer, and empty roads in the winter. Tourists show up for the good weather and run and hide before the snow comes.

Cape Cod was covered in snow and no one was there to care.

by one of the locals... January 25, 2005

carpet burn

(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.

Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.

by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003