COVID-19

the one game that skipped 18 games in the franchise

COVID-19 was good, but now its shit
well, thats why you dont skip 18 games in the franchise

by the cooler penguin27 April 16, 2020

COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020

COVID-cuffed

When you realize who you can be close to during covid-19 social distancing and decide to date because it's convenient and they are already a contact.

When she realized she was stuck with her roommate during the pandemic, she covid-cuffed out boredom and realized he was amazing in bed. The pandemic can have happy unexpected outcomes.

by FiestyItalianGal March 28, 2020

COVID Litter

The debris found in parking lots, roads, and other places related to COVID. Examples include masks and empty bottles of hand sanitizer.

I almost tripped over some COVID litter when I went to the store today. There were old, dirty masks everywhere.

by Dr Piggapuss March 24, 2022

COVID-BAR'ed

thoroughly confused, disordered, damaged or ruined due to the COVID virus.

Usually referring to data issues.
Often used by actuaries.

I would like to rely on emerging 2020 data, but it is completely COVID-BAR'ed
- Andrew France, Chief Actuary, Florida Blue Medicare, May 2020

by Bob Snarkanoff May 24, 2020

Cure for COVID

The dead skin between Belle Delphine's toes.

"Bro I got the cure for covid"
"sweet man where did you get it"
'from between Belle Delphine's toes"

by Keteaveu August 6, 2020

covid shrug

To dismiss any conceivable level of accountability for incompetence, laziness, or simply being terrible at one's job on account of there being a global pandemic in 2020 through 2022 referred to as COVID-19. When questioned as to the meaning of the incompetence, laziness, or being terrible at the said job, the personal in question will offer a shrug of the shoulders while meekly muttering "covid."

Frank was having trouble finding mulch at Walmart but when he asked the employee where he might find it, the worker merely rolled his eyes and muttered "covid," thereby executing a covid shrug with perfect grace...

Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."

Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."

Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."

Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."

by BostonRarr August 4, 2023