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Corona Calculus

The use of differentiation and integration symbols to hypothesize the infection and mortality rates of change in many parts of the developed world. For example, which of the following Covid-19 hypotheses are worth investigating further?

Wuhan: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🦇 + c
White House: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🇨🇳🧫🧪+ c

Singapore: d/dx (🦠₁₉) = 😷x + 💀y
US: d/dx (🤥₄₅ + 🦠₁₉) = 😷ˣ + 💀ʸ
Corona calculus helps us to differentiate between facts and falsehoods about the coronavirus, while we integrate the latest effective preventive measures adopted by countries with low infections and deaths to control the pandemic crisis.
by MathPlus December 7, 2020
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corociopath

This term originated during the 2020 coronavirus pandemic to describe a healthcare worker tasked with jabbing people‘s noses to test them for the coronavirus via PCR testing. After seeing people‘s eyes water over and over again, most workers felt superior to their peers and started enjoying the jabs, turning an estimated 13% of all such healthcare workers into sociopaths.
John: Why are you crying?
Mary: I‘m just returning from the airport where this corociopath jabbed me real hard in the nose.
John: Man, that sucks. I hope I don‘t run into a corociopath at the healthcare centre next week.
by sbirov March 25, 2021
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coronafusion

Confusion surrounding the coronavirus, whether it be why you wear face masks or why social distancing is important.
My face mask is so itchy! I have so much coronafusion about it. Is it really necessary?
by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021
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Corona Chode

when youv'e just finished cleaning the 911 towers and you see a plane coming your way
so I just finished cleaning the windows and I see and plane and I go CUM ON. after this I really feel like liam randall fucked me with his Corona Chode
by connels a fag December 26, 2021
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Coronavirus

Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV). A novel coronavirus (nCoV) is a new strain that has not been previously identified in humans.
by :( :) ;) March 2, 2020
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Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020
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Corollavirus

I thought I was coming down with a coronavirus but it only lasted a day so I guess it was just the corollavirus
by despondent January 28, 2020
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