Skip to main content

Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.
Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.
by Dogisgead June 30, 2020
mugGet the Cooter Schlagmug.

Cooter Intruder

A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.
"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."

"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012
mugGet the Cooter Intrudermug.

Stinky Cooter

American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.

Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'

Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.

It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.

Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.

Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.

Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.

Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
by Fractious1 May 24, 2018
mugGet the Stinky Cootermug.

antiq-cooter

Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.
Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!
by Stevie Y July 1, 2005
mugGet the antiq-cootermug.

cooter recruiter

joe loforese is a hell of a cooter recruiter! golly gee wizzzz.
by good azz chicken May 9, 2011
mugGet the cooter recruitermug.

Lying cooter

"that bitch is a racist lying cooter" sandra
by Hoodoodavoodoo March 22, 2020
mugGet the Lying cootermug.

cooter shooter

A female who can, to the amazement of drunken fraternity boys, use her vagina to "shoot" objects such as ping-pong and biilliard balls.
That girl is a "cooter shooter." Last night at the party she laid on the pool table, spread her legs, and sent the 8 ball into the corner pocket.
by Don Levy September 25, 2006
mugGet the cooter shootermug.

Share this definition