To condescendingly patronize somebody.
To make it seem like you are complimenting somebody when it is clear to everybody involved that you are making fun of them and their entire life in general.
To make it seem like you are complimenting somebody when it is clear to everybody involved that you are making fun of them and their entire life in general.
Yo yo Gio!! Are you wearing one of those douchey Affliction shirts?!?! THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!" "Damn bro, you totally just contranized the shit out of me.
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"He phoned the fallen daughter in the sauna playing contract bridge" (on the song "Grounded", by Pavement)
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Those with a debilitating fear of signing a pre-nup before walking down the aisle. Otherwise known as a gold-digger’s worst nightmare.
Mike: I hear Johnnie and Kate are getting married.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.
by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009
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Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."
Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"
Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."
Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."
Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"
Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."
Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
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Get the contraceptive mug.News Anchor: Today in Iraq, private contractors shot 15 civilians because they looked at them wrong.
by JthanS December 28, 2007
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Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.
Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.
Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.
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