IM confused

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

by imprudentcoma February 3, 2010

gender confused

someone who obviously hasnt a clue as to which sex they belong to when they get dressed for the day

"saturday night live" from the 80's..."it's pat" & the movie that followed. pat was gender confused

by el fartismo December 6, 2013

confisted

When your confused on how to say confused.

When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass

I was so confisted last night

by Toein my ass June 16, 2017

confused with a toilet

shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction

my boss got me confused with a toilet

my tv confused me with a toilet last night

john's wife confused him with a toilet

by michael foolsley August 11, 2010

Conceited

Being fucking full of yourself. Thinking you're better than anyone else.

Fucking Steve. Such a conceited ass prick. Not every girl wants to sleep with you. Get over it.

by twentysevenclub June 14, 2015

Confused Homo

A person that is both straight and gay, but straight is dominant, but they’re confused

Person: Dude you’re a confused homo
Confused Homo: yes I am

by Hitormisser69 December 11, 2018

Confused

Don’t know your sexuality

I’m confused

by Hi18hoe100192bitch January 15, 2020