Common denominator problems

When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.

Example 1:

A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.

Example 2:

A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.

Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"

by Souper Rare October 13, 2023

The Communal Milk Bowl

Taking place during an orgy, a recipient’s anus is spread open where milk is poured into the orifice where all other participants in said orgy convene around the man or woman and proceed to slurp the milk in unison, and spitting it back in the recipient’s face.

“Last night’s Communal Milk Bowl was so delicious, I couldn’t help but swallow it!”

“Don’t worry, The Communal Milk Bowl is intimidating at first, but the cool liquid will all doubts.”

by Lizard Of Oz October 26, 2019

it seems so common, but it's just the same

These inspirational song lyrics mean basic or average. Metamorphosis is nowhere in sight. Can be used when someone is "back on their bullshit"

"she literally has a butterfly tattoo. it seems so common, but it's just the same."

"alex is obsessing over a chick out of his league, it seems so common but it's just the same"

by happ1234 November 29, 2021

Common Apping

V. to apply to colleges via the Common App

I was Common Apping that so hard last night. All the universities want me.

by thebigshabang August 25, 2012

common science

When something is beyond common sense because it has a scientifical basis.

Everyone knows that if you put Mentos into carbonated soda it will explode. Come on, bruh, it's common science!

by SMORE777 June 3, 2016

The Common Shan

The Common Shan may reside in jungles, forests, on the streets, in cardboard boxes and in large apartment style buildings. Is often defensive of its territory and will claw, bite, scratch, choke, impregnate and in rare cases hit its prey with foam weapons to defend itself. Its clothing often lacks color and during mating season it will dawn grey clothing to attract a mate. The male Common Shan is often large and has long hair, typically in a pony tail. While the female is small and aggressive. Young Common Shans often have the appearance of a young Korean boy and make loud complaining noises.

1) Man! I just saw a Common Shan, you can tell by the lack of color in its clothing.

2) Did you see the Common Shan being dominated by its mate.

3) I saw a Common Shan in the grocery store the other day, it was purchasing Korean tooth paste.

by Marla Stephen April 22, 2011

Common Sense

The amount of sense possessed by the least sensible person.

Government should do a damned-site better than common sense solutions!

by TYuk March 19, 2010