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command-om

when you go commando to yoga but don't have to worry about anyone finding out the hard way while you're in down dog
"At first I was worried about going command-om to my CorePower Yoga class but then I remembered I wasn't wearing those recalled see thru Lululemons."
by yogabb January 23, 2018
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Bot Commander

1. The Roblox game of the same name.
2. A rank that would likely be given in a AI Robot Army. Would be similar to the Colonel rank in the Army.
1. That Bot Commander Game on Roblox is such a banger.
2. Look at that retired robot! He's a Bot Commander! Disguising rude old man!
by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020
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Supreme Commander

The game that only the real men of the world would dare to even play, or even download.
It brings out the worst in a man, it tests his loyalty, his dignity and even a mans pride.

But I can also bring the absolute units of the world together, if you play this game you are a fucking machine,
You have the largest cock in the universe, that could destroy any living being. If you play this game, you are

H I M
He plays supreme commander, he must have a huge cock
by benbenbenbenbenbenben1 April 6, 2023
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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Clout Commander

A chad so great all of the coochie gravitates to him.
by Derric Buttinstein December 13, 2018
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Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread
by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018
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Poncho Commander

A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.
My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.
by The guy 1337 July 18, 2018
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