Giulia Conte

Giulia Conte is a successful and famous politician from Naples, Italy. If you vote for her, you'll never regret it.

Have you decided who you're going to vote for?
-I'm not too sure.

Then you definitely have to choose Giulia Conte!

by Boyfromtheboot October 6, 2020

Mexican Staring Contest

When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration

Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you

by goatsicle August 23, 2012

eurovision song contest

Song competition between European countries and Australia (WTF?!).
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.

Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.

by WeresorryAmerica April 20, 2017

contemptment

the state of mind happily regarding everything as inferior, worthless, below your level ... blissful arrogance

John's contemptment was in high gear today as he happily poured scorn on everybody.

by Akula September 25, 2009

contemplicity

A state of thoughtful tranquility which is blissfully useless, like meditation but takes less work. Variants: plicity. Adjective: contemplicitous, plicitous.

Pach was shrooming last week and came over all contemplicitous for about half an hour before he got to thinking that his eyes were too cold.

I had to take a long trip last week and spent the train rid in a state of total contemplicity.

by Oddlyaromatic June 7, 2005

C-note

A one hundred dollar bill. Derived from the Roman numeral for 100.

"He paid that bitch with a c-note"

by Morpheus12 April 5, 2009

Pig Fucking Contest

An extremely rough and competitive gang bang or gang rape. Can involve an overweight or unattractive woman but not technically required.
As a competition it is scored loosely by the other participants. Rating each other on technique, creativity, duration, amplitude, modulation, depravity and unnecessary roughness.

It was clear to the members of the Omega Sigma Tau outlaw Bike Gang and tea society that MaryLou had agreed to to be the playing field for a pig fucking contest when she chose to drink the beer with the roofy in it.

by Phineas T June 28, 2009