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Costco Clusterfuck

When the shoppers of costco all jam up the walking area wating for a popular sample. Impossible to get through, and usually ends up with the sample running out, causing rage.
I was trying to get myself some bread, but that monthly smoothie sample stand was causing a Costco Clusterfuck, and getting through it was impossible.
by armthecoolkid June 18, 2011
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bilateral clusterfuck

A clusterfuck in multiple areas of a single project or situation.
That toga party would have been awesome but planning it became such a bilateral clusterfuck, we never could have pulled it off
by Torch252 December 3, 2014
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domino clusterfuck

Based on the theory proposed by R. M. Nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular clusterfuck, which ends quietly when the last error can't spawn a chain reaction of new ones.
So after Ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi... the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn't have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and Ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? That, my friend, is a Domino Clusterfuck!
by Zappin' Nap January 9, 2011
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CLUSTERFUCK

A DISCOMBOBULATING TRAFFIC JAM AT AN INTERSECTION IN AUSTIN TX. USUALLY HAPPENING AT LIGHTINING SPEED, THAT THOSE INVOLVED FREEZE IN AMAZEMENT.. FOLLOWED BY COLORFUL GESTURES AND OR LANGUAGE..
TRACY AND I WERE IN A NASTY CLUSTERFUCK ON 183
by RUMP/COCK/JOCKEY December 7, 2009
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Clusterfuck

Military term now used by teenagers who like Dane Cook.
I was playing CoD and I was playing with a clusterfuck of n00bs
by BigAng November 14, 2009
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cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.
Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.
by edge cass March 5, 2008
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Texan Clusterfuck

A larger variable of the word Clusterfuck. A clusterfuck the size of Texas is uttered because 'everything is bigger in texas'.
by Works on Saturdays September 30, 2014
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