cocktillion

A Tillion amount of the male organ that expresses love

Hi I'm horny you wanna cocktillion

by ty cocktillion hubs March 5, 2018

Cocktile Dysfunction

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Cucktail

To make a cocktail for everyone except your partner.

Me and my girl had a disagreement today. I got back at her at the bar with a cucktail!

by Pup Link April 21, 2019

Cocktail Balls

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.

Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"

by Deohgee8 December 16, 2009

cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015

rainbow cocktail

With a loving partner, after a long night of fornication, to husband the combined essence of your ejaculate, gleet and the lady's fannybatter and, when available, menstrual runoff; to mix it with the contents of the liquor cabinet, fetch two straws and share a tall glass of the results.

The night we shared our first rainbow cocktail was the night I told her I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Ah wait, I tell a lie - we done it once before the night you was conceived.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

brompton cocktail

a wonderfuly intoxicatinng elixer. containing alchol, coke (cocain), and heroin. Was comenly used in britan in the early 20th centery as pain reliver for dying patents. kno

Sally was sad to hear she was dying. But as soon as we gave her a Brompton Cocktail she was pleased to expeirence the end of her life.

by zekiwi October 22, 2006