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I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.
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Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"
Kelly: "No, what?"
Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."
Kelly: "Wow!"
Kelly: "No, what?"
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Kelly: "Wow!"
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The night we shared our first rainbow cocktail was the night I told her I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Ah wait, I tell a lie - we done it once before the night you was conceived.
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Sally was sad to hear she was dying. But as soon as we gave her a Brompton Cocktail she was pleased to expeirence the end of her life.
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