cocksteady

dont look here odo its useless.

you are not cocksteady odo you wil never be cocksteady

by cocksteady July 17, 2023

Cocksteady

The manner in which you hold your rifle in Western Cowboy TImes

My my, you sure is holding that rifle mighty cocksteady

by TheMightyCoxster November 2, 2023

Chonkster

A massive, overconfident dude whose entire personality is built around sports, protein shakes, and being loud for no reason. Usually built like a refrigerator with legs, laughs at his own dumb jokes, and somehow thinks barely passing school is a personality trait. A chonkster can often be found stomping down hallways with a backpack that contains nothing but an empty notebook and a half-eaten granola bar.

Common traits:

Talks about the same 3 plays from last game like they were historic events

Thinks yelling = being funny

Built like a tank but loses every argument that requires thinking

High-fives people aggressively for no reason

“Teacher made him read a paragraph out loud and the chonkster went: ‘The… eco… sys… tem… is… im… por… tant…’ sounding like a microwave trying to read a textbook.

by Common Enemy #2 March 11, 2026

Clownsterfuck

A situation that's mishandled as equal as a clusterfuck, but in a more ridiculous and amusing way.

A: Dude, did you see the news about the robbery? The guy only had a water gun! Not only that, when the police arrived the one on the megaphone spoke very little English...to a guy who was later reported to only know Chinese!

B: Damn...wow, it sounds fun to have watched, that's a real clownsterfuck.

by YackovFx April 14, 2025

Cocksière

A fancy word for a cock sucker at any mining facility either surface or underground. A worker who favours the bosses cock in their mouth. A worker most likely to be found under the bosses desk.

-The boss looks really off guys. Maybe we should send in the Cocksière.

-The boss really needs his Cocksière
-Steve you Cocksière! Is that you under the bosses desk?

by Ugminer October 7, 2025

Multi-clocker

Someone who works multi jobs and clocks into work multiple times a day.

John was such a workaholic that he had a 9-5 job and a second job he worked at nights. Each day John would multi-clock in to work. His mum said "John why do you work so hard? You're such a multi-clocker!"

by Enigmatic_1 August 30, 2020

Moister cloister

The covered (hooded) entryway to a woman's hole-y area that gets damper the longer and further you're in it. A vagina.

I was exploring my girlfriend's moister cloister and she found religion screaming, "oh God, I'm coming"

by DrFactologist May 22, 2025