One who excessively criticises others athletic attempts while failing to excel or even attempt to achieve athletic success themselves.
"I can't watch the boxing with Dave anymore, he tuts all the time and says both guys are crap"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"
by wolfman10 November 15, 2009
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The only place a man can go after a long day of hard work. A chair that is the only thing that can truly comfort and care for a man. Often an extremely comfortable recliner with foot rest. Obtaining one is part of becoming a man along with sex, facial hair and eating a full steak. Many times, a man finds his man chair by fate such as while sitting in the husband chair in a womens clothing store. Spying it from across the way, a man will become like a moth drawn to a flame. He'll have no choice but to sit in the chair for as long as possible and refuse to leave without purchasing it. A typical man will spend 4-8 hours out of everyday sitting in his man chair. This chair is also off limits to women, children and especially other men. Sitting in another man's man chair is like borrowing, wearing and returning his underwear. It's just plain wrong. If one wants to truely destroy a man, then one must destroy is chair. The man chair is a man's pride and most significant accomplishment. Obtaining a nice car and having a high score on an arcade machine follow closely behind. Women say that behind every great man is an even greater woman, they are wrong. For the truth is this: Behind every great man is a comfortable man chair, and a tall beer.
Wife: "Honey, what do you think of this couch? Does it match our other furniture?"
Man: *Spots man chair, eyes begin to water*
Man: *Spots man chair, eyes begin to water*
by AlexWhiteRules August 15, 2010
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Me: that chick looks familiar...
friend: she used to be in H2o...
Me: ohh she does the vampire diaries now she plays Rebekah
friend: omg! her names claire holt.
friend: she used to be in H2o...
Me: ohh she does the vampire diaries now she plays Rebekah
friend: omg! her names claire holt.
by Pixiiie_xo October 4, 2013
Get the claire holt mug.Drill SGT – “Soldier! What in the hell are you doing with that damn pentagram ring on?”
Fat chick with dyed red hair - “It’s part of my religion I’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, I worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah I’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”
(45 min later)
Drill SGT - “Right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play Dungeons and Dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat retards while listening to that crappy Celtic music. Carry on.”
Fat chick with dyed red hair - “It’s part of my religion I’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, I worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah I’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”
(45 min later)
Drill SGT - “Right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play Dungeons and Dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat retards while listening to that crappy Celtic music. Carry on.”
by Trav March 28, 2005
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a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.
The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.
Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.
Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.
The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.
Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.
Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
by drgrant June 6, 2005
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The only girl you can have true love with. Take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, but make sure your the one to take her down the isle if you love her.
You wonder how a person this extraordinary can exist, but you find you self just appreciating the fact that you know her.
The only girl you can have true love with. Take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, but make sure your the one to take her down the isle if you love her.
You wonder how a person this extraordinary can exist, but you find you self just appreciating the fact that you know her.
Person 1: "I like Mary Claire, but I don't know id she feels the same about me."
Person 2: "Go for it or someone else will get her, Mary Claire might just like you too."
Person 2: "Go for it or someone else will get her, Mary Claire might just like you too."
by worldpeace24 September 14, 2011
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