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New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.
I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.
by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024
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roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
by Barberella September 1, 2020
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Circumcised

Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.
Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night

Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!

Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms
by jewgirl May 22, 2023
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ok circumcised

something ittastelikeafetus on instagram says cause shes so funny and epic cool
chase keith : new post

ittastelikeafetus: ok circumcised
by jizzinyourjuulkids December 29, 2019
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Electronic circumcision

The act of placing one’s genitals in between the extending cd reader on a desktop and then slamming it shut
Dude Gary just got an electronic circumcision in the school computer room
by Skrompi March 16, 2022
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Circumcised BBC

A circumcised big black penis. Most African men in Africa and Europe have them. A lot of African Americans have them while only a very few African South Americans and those from the Caribbean have them.
Why is the black guy in European porn videos always circumcised?

He's probably more aligned with African culture. Europe is so much closer to Africa. African Americans are very different.

I see. Most African men have circumcised BBCs.
by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025
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College Circumcision

When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.
Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision
by jacobmetz January 18, 2022
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