Circumcision

To have sex with others without being unfaithful to your true heart, as the connecting flowing feelings are not of real when to compare with your real heartfelt lover.

Controlling the flowing love through circumcision, the veins disconnect the heart from the sexual tension you may gain for wanting sex with someone else.

by Long Johns January 23, 2012

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Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021

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circumcised

A cut above the rest.

"Casper is circumcised"

by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022

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Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.

Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night

Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!

Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms

by jewgirl May 22, 2023

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Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.

I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.

by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

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